Danny Glover, what are you doing here?
"Man, who cares about some dead civilization anyway? Forget Apocalypto, it's time for A Nice Calypso. You ready fellas?"
"Attention everybody! It is time...to dance!"
"Not if I have anything to say about it! Jazz music should never be infused with the loin-stirring rythms of the islands. I'm here to shut down this little party."
"On no, it's The Coz! His angry gaze has frozen me mid-beat."
"Don't worry everybody. I'll take care of The Coz."
"Curses! Danny Glover! You win this time Glover, but suffer no delusions: next time I hear the clink of a steel drum you better watch your back."
"Man, I'm gettin' too old for this shit."
Well. That was unusual. Maybe I'll talk about Apocalypto some other time.