Friday, December 4, 2009

The Twilight Saga: New Moon review

Well, the latest installment of the Twilight series is breaking box office records all over the place. I contributed to that as I saw it with a packed house on Saturday afternoon. How could I resist, after having so much fun at the first one last year? It was an interesting experience, as my audience had a maniacal cackler who almost provided more entertainment than the movie itself.

Before I get to my detailed review (I am educated in film so expect serious criticism), I want to mention the movie's soundtrack. I think a lot of indie rock fans were up in arms over some of the bands on there. I don't know, I don't put much stock in the whole "selling out" concept, and I've been listening to it and there really are a lot of great tracks. Thom Yorke, BRMC, Grizzly Bear, Editors.... um, uh... oh geez.

Keyboard Cat? Waitaminute... my review has been hi-jacked! I guess we're doing this again...

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72 comments:

  1. OH GOD

    OH GOD

    The Charlie Brown window scenes just KILLED ME!!! XD

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  2. This truly completes me! [Tear drop.]

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  3. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Man there's tears coming out of my eyes.

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  4. Awesome. I could have saved myself watching the movie. This was funny and didn't make me want to die of boredom.

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  5. LOWEL! frikin hilarious

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  6. I iz laffin.
    Snort.

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  7. OMG - that is sooooo brilliant. Thankz u!

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  8. That is asomely funny my daughter and i just cracked up over it!!!!!!

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  9. Beautiful! I loved this...hahaha it was perfect

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  10. Wow are you making fun of New Moon????

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  11. amazing, i didn't have to waste my time watching the movie..

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  12. Wow, that was like, the best thing ever! Plus Bella the kitty was adorable! So was Jacob the wolf pup! ;p

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  13. Thanks so much for telling the true story of Edward+Bella. Funniest thing I've seen on the interweb in ages!

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  14. That rocked me like a hurricane.

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  15. My daugther, my nephew and my sister just saw the tongiht movie. They all agreed--this pretty much sums it up. Now I don't have to see it! Hehehehehee

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  16. (the *movie tonight*--wish I could edit that!)

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  17. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!

    xDD

    F-U-N-N-Y-!

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  18. finishing this with the three wolf moon T-shirt is PURE GENIUS. okay, this whole post is pure genius. kthxbye.

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  19. okay -i loved that! and i retweeted! are you on twitter??? im @lauralovesart hilariousss! :)

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  20. I have fallen in love with you. What a sensual being you must be. How amazing! Thanks k bye xo

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  21. This is the funniest thing I have seen for a long time!

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  22. Hahahaha! I loved the window scenes. So true.
    Very nicely done.
    -Suzanne

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  23. hahahah My best friend is one of the "Cats" vampires. heheheh loves!

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  24. Rofl. Freaking Funny, I Could Stop laughing.

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  25. Oh.My.God.

    The Charlie Brown scenes just killed me. I might have been crying I was laughing so hard at one point....

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  26. mans. so funns, me cant stops laugh. i loves the part of need no shirts. keep ups tha goods kriteecsm.

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  27. hahahah. Rolf. This is so funny !

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  28. i admit to being a huge twilight fan, but i think thats secondary to my lolz cat love! Too frgging hilarious! Well done! LOL

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  29. That was great! I loved the "cats" vampires!

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  30. Loved it!! Bella moping, I fell off my couch laughing..*mope* !!

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  31. OMG
    THe mope and charlie brown scenes just killed me
    I was laughing the nieghbors asked wat was wrong
    excellent job

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  32. HAHAHAHA!!! O.M.G. !!!

    That was so freaking hilarious :D

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  33. HAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES. I LOVE THE MOPE PART.

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  34. Can you do Scarface? Please...

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  35. Scarface eh? Hmmm... ... ...


    ...



    ...



    ...

    you got it.

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  36. Nice! You're like cat santa.

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  37. It's ok, I've had therapy.

    After Scarface, I'm seeing like a Starsky and Hutch (without the gut wretching aids connection) type thing or possibly a new Fred and Ginger? No wait, I'm thinking Cats Can Dance... Dude, consider the costumes.

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  38. Ok, I might have gotten a wee bit carried away before. I was giddy with the possibilities. I apologize for mentally hijacking your creative muse in a string of hideously bad ideas. I must have been a music industry executive in another life.

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  39. This was so stupid, it wasn't even a little funny, just stupid. You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you?

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  40. BWAHAHAHA! that is killer! well done

    *applauds*

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  41. Hey Scarface-Suggesting Anonymous, no worries! Your enthusiasm is most appreciated.

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  42. Thanks for reading everybody! Don't forget to become a follower, exciting things coming soon!

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  43. Loved it. Can you do Harry Potter?!

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  44. oh my god that was amazing. i haven't laughed that hard in forever.

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  45. That was utter hilarity!

    It had two of my favorite things in it: LOLcats and mockery of Twilight!

    Thank you!

    Thank you!

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  46. Fantastic! And extremely accurate!

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  47. "Anonymous said...

    This was so stupid. it wasn't even a little funny, just stupid. You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you?"

    You don't have a sense of humor, do you? Whether you love or hate the Twilight series, those LOLcats have the review spot on. Thanks for the laughs, it was brilliant!!

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  48. Thanks B! From Scarface/Rian chick. I was worried the whole LOLcats in Spandex might put you off audience requests. I can't think why.

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  49. I love this...even funnier than your Twilight!

    *mope*

    kthxbye

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  50. :)) I was a huge fan of Twilight before, but seeing this?

    Wow. Absolutely hilarious!

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  51. omg that was the best if u didnt like it something is deff wrong with you, u'd have a lot in common with bella *mope*
    make more more more!!!
    kthxbye

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  52. i'm blown away by how wry, clever, and f-ing outrageously funny this is. i keep forwarding the link to share the love. sooooo funny. i seriously cannot figure out which is the funniest part... the wolf tees kill me! the peanuts strips killl me! the CATS vampires kill me! Please do more!

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  53. This is one of the funniest things i have ever seen. absolutely brilliant! You're my new best friend for mocking twilight so badly. oh, and you're also my hero :))

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  54. thank you for exposing twilight for what it truly is!!! XD

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  55. u r al just jelous, u wish u cud rite suttin as gd as new moon but ur al just 2 stupid, quit bein haterz

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  56. Anonymous said...u r al just jelous, u wish u cud rite suttin as gd as new moon but ur al just 2 stupid, quit bein haterz

    I can tell you are a fan. Much like the author, you cannot write worth a darn. Please go back to school and learn to write simple sentences.

    And as for writing something as "good" as New Moon? I have written something even better.

    This comic was brillant. It sums up the stupidity of Twilight perfectly.

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  57. I (sadly) admit that I do enjoy the Twilight books. Guilty pleasure. But this was awesome!

    *mope*

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  58. The first Jacob is so cute (something i never thought i would say! Team Edward all the way! Hey I ryme XD)

    Loved the window part! So funny!

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  59. My face hurts so bad now. That was the funniest thing EVAR.

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  60. LMAO. My stomach hurts!

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  61. ive seen this about 5 times, i laugh at a different bit every time.

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